I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
