Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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