There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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