it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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