whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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