Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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