I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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