What did we do last night that was yellow?
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
