Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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