I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Randomize
