Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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