you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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