I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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