Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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