I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
You smell like stripper and shame
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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