I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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