Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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