can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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