On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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