Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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