Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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