is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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