When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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