what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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