The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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