I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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