Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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