Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
