What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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