Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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