in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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