oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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