Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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