I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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