I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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