I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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