Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
