You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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