I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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