At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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