Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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