Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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