A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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