I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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