shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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