ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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