Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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