Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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