she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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