I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I intend to get homeless drunk
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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